Technological miracle? A smart condom to measure thrust

There are lots of great, weird, and purely nonsense gadgets out there, but this must be something neither you nor me have probably heard of before.

i.Con Smart Condom is a smart condom that comes with a number of features. It measures your partner's thrust velocity, number of thrusts, frequency of sex, total duration of your intimate sessions, average velocity of thrust, girth measurement. It also count the calories burned during sex, your average skin temperature, and...wait, there's more! It also records different positions used, even though this feature is still in BETA testing.

So what is it exactly? It's not an actual condom, it's a ring that will sit over a condom at the base. It's rechargeable via micro USB and one battery charge lasts about 6-8 hours, when in action.

If you're interested in buying it, well, it does sound like a really good freakish gift, it costs £59.99 or about $73.